Star Bucks Episode 2 1/2: Attack of the Jedi Clones

There is much unrest in the Galactic Barista Senate. Several thousand shoppers have declared their intentions to continually harrass the soldiers at the front lines with their incessant NEEDS of coffee and retail items. They need it and they need it now or they will leave the Republic of Starbucks.

This movement, led by the mysterious Snapshot Shopper, has made it difficult for the limited number of Baristas to maintain peace and order within the confines of those hopelessly lost in the Freedom Road system.

Senator Secret Santa, the mysterious partner of Starbucks, has returned to the Freedom Road System to assist the overwhelmed baristas by voting to create the Jedi Coffee Master...

But wait... the Jedi Coffee Master has brought with him a message. Let's see what it says.

Luke, you are not a Jedi Master yet...

I'm not Luke- I'm Keith! I'm a Coffee Master.

and he has brought with him the secret powers of the Roast to aleviate the insurmountable odds facing his fellow baristas. May the Force be with you.

Turn to the Dark Roast... Keith